GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. An